o60. This is for Monica Caroline Shenton. *raises (imaginary) goblet*

You know how everyone always has that one friend who is quiet, but when they say something, it's (almost) always funny?!
You don't? :( Okay nevermind, cos I do :P

Mon is the kind of person you would love immediately, not because she's such a lovable person/ has a sparkling personality/ etc (I'll get to that later, don't worry Mon haha!) - simply because she's so frgn gorgeous. I don't know about you, but I love gorgeous people! (Edit: After reading that, I realised how stupid I sound, but shut up and read on okay :P)

However, Mon's not the kind of girl who basks in her beauty and utter glory of her golden locks/big brown eyes/flawless face. You wouldn't believe this, as how I wouldn't if you told me, but she doesn't get the clue that she's totally goodlookin :D
No, I know too many girls who go "Naah, I'm not pretty one la. I'm a size 6, so fat right." !@#$%. Mon's modesty is too overwhelming to the point where Carol, Jan, Mei and I get pissed off at her. Sorry Mon :P

She is also on of the funniest person I have ever met. Period. She is a stupid-ideas-and-phrases bank :P Memorable quotes:
"DO you hungry?" Omgsh I nearly fell over laughing when Jan told me this looool.

Mon is the kind of person who will always be on your side, no matter what crap you screwed up. She appreciates the little things in life, and gets over excited over a little post it on her table (or when I drew her school table with chalk. Okay so she wasn't 'excited' about that, but it was funny so yes, worth mentioning :P). She won't be hesitant to throw insults at the person who has hurt you (I know this isn't a plus point, but it is oddly consoling for the vulnerable individual okay! *defensive mode* :P).

She gives terrifying gooooooood (yes even better than coughSerncough :P EDIT: SERN GIVES THE BEST PIGGYBACKS IN THE WORLD. Happy? ILOVEYOU :P) piggybacks! I don't know where she gets all the strength. I even have a video of her giving me a piggyback and running in circles till I get dizzy and fell off :S This woman, is one psycho ass.

HOWEVER, :D this post wouldn't be complete if I didn't embarrass Mon in some way :P

She thinks she's super hardcore. I was going through my albums, and lookie what I found bhahahahha epic :P You think you so cool huh Mon. Huh? HUH?!

So you see, although she treats me like dirt..

I gladly accept her when she comes running back to me.

And THAT is how bighearted I really am :')

So Happy 19th Birthday, Mon. I love you :)